Nested Loops opening JSConf EU 2018 (remastered)

https://twitter.com/nested_loops SoundCloud https://soundcloud.com/nested-loops/jsconf-2018 Lyrics Half Time We’re little but we’re straight up tallawah (strong) We’re not into problem wallowers We’re not fake like Instagram followers Oh I’m in the flow Fingers on the keyboard beat like drums, I say Characters flow like rum, I say Bugs in the system stick like gum, I say Oh I‘m in the the flow Call the read function on the fetcher async/await, no callback adventure We make fat arrows like a fletcher Help each other with the tough stuff like a denture We spend love like capital by venture JSConf, every year, passes like a blur Brown sugar, Flat White, ready to stir Big up all the speakers ready for the lecture Double Time Read function on the fetcher No callback adventure Fat arrows, like a fletcher Deal with the tough stuff like a denture Spend love like capital by a venture JSConf every year like a Blur OMG JSConf EU is coming back in 2019 https://2019.jsconf.eu/